How can you become a champion golfer like me? You can’t…and that’s the point. Everyone knows that I’m probably one of the best golfers who ever lived, maybe even the greatest golfer of all time. So there’s no point in even trying. I know this sounds boastful. But I’m just saying what a lot of people are saying.
And that’s why I need to work so hard playing golf. I play gold because I’m really protecting our beautiful country. It’s, like, my patriotic duty.
And I wrote about it in this incredible book called "Play Golf Like Me".
Actually I talked and my official White House Portraitist wrote it down, if you want to know the truth. He could barely keep up with me.
But it’s a really good book. That’s what a lot of people are saying.
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